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Shakespeare, Muppets, Glory

Okay, here we go. I miraculously managed to sing “The Rainbow Connection” without crying at my cousin’s Friday night, pre-wedding Kiddush. Please excuse my mother’s camera work. 

  #Rebecca in real life    #The Muppets    #The Rainbow Connection  

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.
  #actively cackling    #also do not go to Ikea with your mother    #Ikea    #a truly nightmarish place  

factota:

fuck

  #OH MY G-D    #Firefly    #Alan Tudyk    #Nathan Fillion  
  #Jesus fucking Christ that's upsetting    #John Oliver    #Sesame Street  

Tomorrow I will wake up to a mountain of ridiculous photos.

  #this is the truth  
My brother and I go hard #aliceandcharleswedding2014

My brother and I go hard #aliceandcharleswedding2014

  #aliceandcharleswedding2014  

I could not keep up with my parents tonight, both at the bar and on the dance floor. And of course we’re the last to leave the party. What can I say, we go hard.

  #rebecca in real life    #Toronto wedding 2014  
Last dance of the night. Mazel tov, Mr and Mrs Roy! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

Last dance of the night. Mazel tov, Mr and Mrs Roy! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

  #aliceandcharleswedding2014  
The gorgeous couple #aliceandcharleswedding2014

The gorgeous couple #aliceandcharleswedding2014

  #aliceandcharleswedding2014  
The cousins table! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

The cousins table! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

  #aliceandcharleswedding2014  

This wedding has contained some of the best speeches I have ever heard ever.

  #IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING    #Also the food is amazing    #Rebecca in real life    #toronto wedding 2014  
My brother is still an excellent wedding date. What a gorgeous, special evening.

My brother is still an excellent wedding date. What a gorgeous, special evening.

  #rebecca in real life    #gpoy    #toronto wedding 2014    #drunk wedding selfies will be imminent  
So so happy after one of the most vibrant, joyous, spontaneous wedding ceremonies I’ve ever seen. So happy for @ms_bee77 and Charles! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

So so happy after one of the most vibrant, joyous, spontaneous wedding ceremonies I’ve ever seen. So happy for @ms_bee77 and Charles! #aliceandcharleswedding2014

  #aliceandcharleswedding2014  
1863-project:

tigertwo1515:

did-you-kno:

Source

Damn

OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).
ANYWAY.
Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.
On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.
Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.
After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.
Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.
And now you know Robert Smalls.

1863-project:

tigertwo1515:

did-you-kno:

Source

Damn


OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).

ANYWAY.

Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.

On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.

Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.

After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.

Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.

And now you know Robert Smalls.

  #movie please    #robert smalls    #history  

A cocoon of comic books just comforting you!

  #I love that Daya's a huge nerd    #orange is the new black